Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Jeremy Lin

By now everyone on earth has heard about Linsanity, but not everyone knows the reason behind Jeremy Lin's success. It's not hard work, determination, or his ability to overcome stereotypes, no the real reason behind Linsanity is New York Knicks head coach Mike D'Antoni's mustache and his dedication to the upper lip movement. After all D'Antoni has been faithfully growing his nose neighbor since before the shot clock era.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Happy Valentine's Day

The Flag Raising Photo

Did you know that the iconic World War II flag raising on Iwo Jima photo was taken by a mustache? Joe Rosenthal and his lip rug shot the historic image on February 23rd 1945, and when you think about it, it seems obvious that only a mustache would be capable of taking the legendary Pulitzer Prize winning photograph.

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Never Trust A Bare Lipped man

It is a well known scientifically proven fact that you cannot trust a man who would willingly desecrate his upper lip with a razor, but it is of the utmost importance that you never let these lesser men date your sister, watch your dog while you are out of town, and under no circumstances can a naked lipped individual be trusted to take the mound and pitch for your C-League softball team.

Monday, February 6, 2012

Michael Cera

It appears actor Micheal Cera was caught Friday in Beverly Hills channeling his inner Clark Gable. When asked by the paparazzi about his new lip rug, Cera quipped, "I'm a famous Hollywood actor, I'm filthy rich, and I still can't seal the deal with the ladies, so I took the next logical step, and grew a mustache to get me some tail."

Thursday, February 2, 2012

On This Day In Mustache History

On February 2nd, 1870 Mark Twain and Olivia Langdon were wed, and after courageously resisting a mustache ride for their entire 2 year courtship, Olivia was finally able to hop aboard Mark's masculine upper lip saddle, and she religiously rode his mustache everyday until her death in 1904.