Friday, February 25, 2011
Major League Mustaches
In celebration of Spring Training 2011 kicking off this weekend, I present you with a few of the most masculine lip curtians in baseball history.
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Friday, February 18, 2011
Thursday, February 17, 2011
GC doeas it again.
This mustache, in it's many forms, has been decimating panties in Eastern Europe for over 29 years. Since growing his first mustache Gary hasn't paid for a beer, and when this mustache goes to a strip club, the ladies put dollar bills down his pants. Needless to say this man knows how to flaunt a lip sweater.
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Valentine's Day
Don't get me wrong I know all mustache rides are special, but there is just something extra special about a valentine's day mustache ride. Maybe it is the anticipation from watching my wife cook me a pesto chicken penne dinner in nothing, but black lingerie, which can be an experience of ecstasy, as long as you can drowned out the noise of screaming kids who are high as hell off of sugar and other artificial sweeteners from the copious amount of candy they have ate, or maybe it was just the full bottle of champagne my wife drank, either way it was a happy valentine's day for me.
Friday, February 11, 2011
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Mustache Art
My good friend and upper lip enthusiast, Jules Winfield, snapped these photos of the work of an anonymous street artist that has been writing the word moustache on the upper lip's of actresses on NYC subway posters. Some call it vandalism, but I call it art.
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Tim Lincecum Tries Out a New Mustache
Although it barely resembles anything Burt Reynolds would call a mustache, by definition that growth on Tim Lincecum's upper lip is indeed a mustache, and since it got his cover charge waived at a strip club last night it is official.
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Chuck Liddell's Mustache is a Green Bay Packers Fan!
UFC hall of famer Chuck Liddell and his nose neighbor somehow made it onto the field to celebrate the Packers super bowl victory, I guess you should never underestimate the power of a mustache.
Friday, February 4, 2011
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Marlin Briscoe
On October 6th 1968 Marlin Briscoe became the first African-American starting quarterback in NFL history, he threw for 14 touchdowns that year, which is still a Denver Bronco's rookie record. Marlin enjoyed a productive football career until he foolishly shaved his upper lip in 1976. Almost instantly Briscoe was run out of the NFL, became addicted to crack cocaine, and landed in prison, where he was raped daily by a group of gay white supremacists.