Just as I predicted Matt's new mustache came through Sunday night with a 2nd round knock out, tripling my life savings, and finally allowing me to afford to take my wife on an extra special date to Freddy's Frozen Custard.
Monday, June 27, 2011
UFC Mustache (Update)
Just as I predicted Matt's new mustache came through Sunday night with a 2nd round knock out, tripling my life savings, and finally allowing me to afford to take my wife on an extra special date to Freddy's Frozen Custard.
Friday, June 24, 2011
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
UFC Mustache
It appears that UFC heavyweight Matt Mitrione has grown a mustache for his fight this Sunday against Christian Morecraft. The new mustache pretty much guarantees him a victory in the cage, so I am immediately heading to my local sports book and putting my life savings on his mustache to win.
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
La Familia Bigote
Once again my wife came through with some awesome matching mustache shirts for our boys, I love that woman!
Monday, June 20, 2011
Friday, June 10, 2011
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Monday, June 6, 2011
D-Day Mustache
It was on this day, June the 6th 1944, Private James O'Connor and his alpha mustache stormed the beaches of Normandy to kick the racist Nazi's right in their dick holes, and after Jim and his lip sweater conquered the German's soul's, they stood high atop Omaha Beach, knee deep in their enemy's blood, and proclaimed that "the mustache is greater than racism."
