Mustache Revival

"Since 99.362% of women love mustache rides, it seems only a fool would have a bare upper lip." - Albert Einstein

President Taft was the first president to be provided with full time 24 hour Secret Service security. The additional protection was furn...

John Krautheim & The Turds of Misery were on the fast track to rock n roll stardom, opening up for Ted Nugent's 1973 world tour,...

Did you know that the iconic World War II flag raising on Iwo Jima photo was taken by a mustache? Joe Rosenthal and his lip rug shot the...

Carl and his mustache spent 17 years running meth for a ruthless biker gang, before he got sick of the long hours, and days on end with o...

On August 8, 1987 Milwaukee Brewers slugger Rob Deer was battling a nasty hangover after a long night of celebrating a multiple home run...

On July, 25th 1984 Svetlana Savitskaya became the first woman to ever preform a space walk. She celebrated the historic feat by returnin...

It was on this day, June the 6th 1944, Private James O'Connor and his alpha mustache stormed the beaches of Normandy to kick the racist...

It is widely recognized that the handlebar mustache was popularized by the upper lip pioneer Captain Henry Morgan in the 1660's. Histor...

It is a little known fact that in 1804 Thomas Jefferson sent Lewis and Clark west to explore and document the exotic mustaches of the unkn...

On October 6th 1968 Marlin Briscoe became the first African-American starting quarterback in NFL history, he threw for 14 touchdowns that y...

In the late 70's and early 80's things were going perfect for Billy, he had a glorious mustache, he was making Star-Wars films, sell...

John Steinbeck grew up in a California frontier town. Where his mustache spent the summers working local ranches, and his summer nights fuck...

The saddest story in mustache history is the mustache that H.W. couldn't grow. It marred his life by making him a manic depressive alco...

Rob Eckert grew up in Northwestern Idaho with an alcoholic Lumberjack father, and a chain smoking mother. As a young man Rob and his mustac...

Genghis Khan the first mustache in history to give over 200,000 women a mustache ride, but definitely not the last.

Most people know Tupac and his mustache dominated the 90's gansta rap scene, smoking Newport cigarettes, taking bullets, and spitting ma...

Dr. Martin Scalzberg, French history professor, big game hunter, organic mustache wax purist, and mustache enthusiast since 1984.

Gandhi's nose neighbor was the spiritual leader of India during the Indian independence movement, and is the pioneer of non-violent res...

Most people assume that Magic Johnson got the most pussy in the NBA during the 80's because of his famous run-in with that pesky HIV, b...