Tough 'stache

I ran into this polite gentleman at a roller derby event last weekend, and without asking his name, I instinctively asked him his opinion on the current state of the mustache in pop culture, and  he quickly snapped, "this thing gets me laid every Saturday night, what the fuck do you think?"
At least he was kind enough to let me take a quick picture.

World's Most Recognizable Mustaches

English newspaper The Telegraph recently did a 'world's most famous mustaches' survey in honor of Movember, and the results are as follows...

1. Salvador Dali
2. Hulk Hogan
3. Albert Einstein

From the results it is obvious this was a poll done in Britain, otherwise Tom Selleck would have been on the list.

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Awesome Mustache

Last night I was sitting on the couch eating Cheetos watching Dan Severn sodomize full grown men on The Ultimate Ultimate, when I started to wonder how many Cheetos you would have to eat to make your stomach explode, or if Cheetos could even make your stomach explode, and then I got to thinking about a parallel universe where imitation cheese covered corn puffs are used as currency, and just many many Cheetos it would take to purchase a Ford Mustang. Anyway none of that has anything to do with this mustache, but it sure is awesome.

Mustache Tagging

Some may call it vandalism, but I call it art.

Oh yeah

I forgot to mention Mustache Revival is on Twitter and Facebook, so...

Matt Kilbourne: Dangerous Mustache

This nose neighbor not only strains an average of 113 Pabst Blue Ribbon's a week, but it also beat me in a mustache ride tequila shot contest last weekend ,when my wife was out of town, by doing 3 tequila shots through a silly straw with a 250 pound Asian massage therapist on his upper lip.

Random Mustache Fact

The typical mustached man touches his upper lip an average of 519 times in a 24 hour period.

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