Honorable Mention

While they might not be an actual mustache, revivalist xdeathtrip01, is sporting some impressive facial hair. Not only are these beautiful chops, but you get a chance to see them in their natural blue collar environment, the factory. These chops not only got him lucky with 4 randoms at the bar last week, but also scored him a great deal on some sticky icky. These burns deserve more than to be tucked away in the corner of some warehouse, they should be singing lead vocals in a rockabilly band. The only things that could add more bravado to these chops would be a sleeveless western shirt and of course a mustache.