Mustache Mike Slavinski

Obviously Mike is a mustache enthusiast, and lip hair devotee, but he is also a swap meet connoisseur. When this mustache is not being worshipped by soccer mom's with a 'Spinal Tap' fetish, it is playing lead accordion in the progressive polka band, Fuzzy Cousin. This mustache also has more children out of wedlock than any other musician on the entire Southern Canadian Polka Circuit, and he has 2 more on the way, that he knows of. The child support payments are devastating financially, but it's a small price to pay for upper lip freedom.