This mustache spent 21 years womanizing as James Bond, and was named Sexiest Man Alive in 1989 by People Magazine strictly because of the mustache. Although these are great mustache achievements they pale in comparison to the highlight of his mustached career. On July 5th 2000 Sean's mustache was knighted by England's Queen Elizabeth, and Sean noticed all through the ceremony she was staring passionately at his mustache, so after a few glasses of Dom Perignon Sean invited her for a royal mustache ride, and several witnesses have come forward stating that you could hear the Queen's screams of ecstasy all through the royal palace, but during the epic mustache ride the Queen severely injured her hip, and is confined to a wheelchair to this day. Great bloody job Sean!
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Sir Sean Connery
This mustache spent 21 years womanizing as James Bond, and was named Sexiest Man Alive in 1989 by People Magazine strictly because of the mustache. Although these are great mustache achievements they pale in comparison to the highlight of his mustached career. On July 5th 2000 Sean's mustache was knighted by England's Queen Elizabeth, and Sean noticed all through the ceremony she was staring passionately at his mustache, so after a few glasses of Dom Perignon Sean invited her for a royal mustache ride, and several witnesses have come forward stating that you could hear the Queen's screams of ecstasy all through the royal palace, but during the epic mustache ride the Queen severely injured her hip, and is confined to a wheelchair to this day. Great bloody job Sean!
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