Anti-semitic Mustache

There is a lot of anti-semitism going around the middle east, but Mahmoud al-Mabhouh put his money where his mustache was. These whiskers were a founding member of the military wing of the extremist group Hamas, and were largely responsible for the smuggling of weapons and explosives into Gaza. On January 19th the Israeli government finally got sick and tired of this dangerous mustache, and followed it from Damascus, Syria all the way to Dubai where 4 assassins entered the mustaches hotel room, and knowing that 4 average men could never take out a single mustache, they first paralyzed the mustache via electric shock and then mercifully suffocated the immobile mustache.