It looks like mustache fever has hit Pecan Creek South. Here is my neighbor Chris Arthur, trying to look cool and masculine in his new lip sweater. When Chris turned 17 he dropped out of school, hitch hiked to Oregon, and got a job pounding wood as a lumberjack. Then 2 years ago on a road-trip to Mexico, Chris and his friends stopped at a truck stop in Phoenix, where Chris hooked up with and impregnated some poor skank. Long story short, Chris is now married with a kid and lives in Queen Creek Arizona and has been unemployed since he broke his little toe while working at Wal-Mart and subsequently failed the company drug test 9 months ago.
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