Alan Selcher spent the fist 19 years of his life bare lipped, eating Cheetos, and masturbating. Sick of never having felt the "touch of a women", Alan tried wearing cologne. After 2 months Alan was still a virgin, so he tried a new wardrobe, and after a month of rocking his fresh new attire Alan was still a virgin, so finally Alan grew a mustache. Within minutes of growing a mustache Alan developed a bravado and swagger he only dreamed of, before he knew it Alan got a job wrestling alligators, and he now bangs just about every female tourist who goes through GatorLand.
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Mustache Bravado
Alan Selcher spent the fist 19 years of his life bare lipped, eating Cheetos, and masturbating. Sick of never having felt the "touch of a women", Alan tried wearing cologne. After 2 months Alan was still a virgin, so he tried a new wardrobe, and after a month of rocking his fresh new attire Alan was still a virgin, so finally Alan grew a mustache. Within minutes of growing a mustache Alan developed a bravado and swagger he only dreamed of, before he knew it Alan got a job wrestling alligators, and he now bangs just about every female tourist who goes through GatorLand.
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