Jules was born behind a cardboard box factory during his Mom's smoke break, and lived a life of poverty until he grew his first mustache at the age of 14 and promptly moved in with his porn star girlfriend. Jules' mustache spent the next 8 years working porn security detail, and eventually set up his own porn security cartel. The business was so lucrative that Jules had enough money to start his own line of mustache waxes that are resistant to sweat and other bodily fluids, which quickly became the worlds most recognizable and number one selling brand. With Jules bank account swelling he was finally able to realize his life long dream of designing women's sunglasses.
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Jules Winfield
Jules was born behind a cardboard box factory during his Mom's smoke break, and lived a life of poverty until he grew his first mustache at the age of 14 and promptly moved in with his porn star girlfriend. Jules' mustache spent the next 8 years working porn security detail, and eventually set up his own porn security cartel. The business was so lucrative that Jules had enough money to start his own line of mustache waxes that are resistant to sweat and other bodily fluids, which quickly became the worlds most recognizable and number one selling brand. With Jules bank account swelling he was finally able to realize his life long dream of designing women's sunglasses.
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