Mustache Q&A

I recently received an email from a cereal lover who is growing his first mustache inquiring if there were any mustache/cereal rules or etiquette.
While the short answer is no, there is no rule set in stone saying a mustached individual cannot enjoy any particular food, you must remember that certain foods must be approached with extreme caution. Some mustache purists swear that warm cereals such as oatmeal and cream of wheat should be avoided at all costs, but my opinion is that lip sweaters and cereals can live together in perfect harmony, in fact every morning I eat a bowl of Cheerios and a banana, and I don't want to talk about how vulnerable I look with a banana going into my mustache, so this conversation is over.