Hamilton The Hipster Cat

It is a well know fact that I absolutely hate cat's, but I would change this guys litter box strictly because of his sweet upper lip ornament.

Paul Mertens

Paul is the eccentric mustache that moved into a house at the end of my block about 8 months ago. I say eccentric not because of his cool sense of style, but because of his unique hobbies, which includes breeding pomeranians, organic gardening, baking free range quiche, collecting early Liberace albums, and my favorite, brewing his own Belgian white ale, using his family's very own 200 year old recipe.

Michael Cera

It appears actor Micheal Cera was caught Friday in Beverly Hills channeling his inner Clark Gable. When asked by the paparazzi about his new lip rug, Cera quipped, "I'm a famous Hollywood actor, I'm filthy rich, and I still can't seal the deal with the ladies, so I took the next logical step, and grew a mustache to get me some tail."

Matt Copeland: Successful Hipster Mustache

I often see Matt at the local farmers market, where he sells avocado's and homemade baguettes, and last Saturday morning I had to ask him about the inspiration behind his incredible mustache. He told me for many years he rocked a beard, and was only semi-successful with the ladies, then about 7 months ago, with the advice of a stripper, he grew this wonderful handlebar mustache, and he says now his phone won't stop ringing on Friday nights from drunk ladies begging for mustache rides, and he sent me this photographic evidence.

Mustache Fever

Mustache fever is still spreading around my subdivision as Brian ( the guy who walks his dog down my street) has caught the bug, and he is now sporting this lovely hipster specimen, which he usually accessorizes with a cheap cigarette and a trashy anorexic girl.