Upper Lip Inspiration

These upper lip pioneers fuel my aspirations for follicle greatness.

Matt Gioia

Gary Cole

Gabriel Quintana

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Chacho de la Grande

This is Chacho de la Grande a famous Mexican Porn star, and my friend recently ran into him after a long night partying in Tijuana. He said the ladies couldn't keep their hands off his hair and upper lip, double trouble!

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Matt Copeland: Successful Hipster Mustache

I often see Matt at the local farmers market, where he sells avocado's and homemade baguettes, and last Saturday morning I had to ask him about the inspiration behind his incredible mustache. He told me for many years he rocked a beard, and was only semi-successful with the ladies, then about 7 months ago, with the advice of a stripper, he grew this wonderful handlebar mustache, and he says now his phone won't stop ringing on Friday nights from drunk ladies begging for mustache rides, and he sent me this photographic evidence.

Upon first glimpse of this mustache, President Obama felt the uncontrollable urge to massage this random guy's back. Although this looks strange and uncomfortable, it is quite common, and women do this to me every time I take my mustache out for a few pints.

Rev. Terry Jones

Inbred, bat shit crazy, religious fanatic, intolerant, racist mustache. This guy makes organized religion, Americans, and most importantly the mustache community look bad.

My Mustache Saved My Life

Rob Eckert grew up in Northwestern Idaho with an alcoholic Lumberjack father, and a chain smoking mother. As a young man Rob and his mustache learned the tricks of the logging trade before they were drafted and did 3 tours in Vietnam. During his last week in Nam Rob wondered away from his base in search of some of the killer marijuana that grows wild in the mountains of Vietnam. On his journey Rob clipped a land mine, and lost 8 toes. Unable to walk, Rob lie on the jungle floor for 3 days, surviving only on the water that collected on his lip sweater from the morning dew, before he was found.

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Genghis Khan

Genghis Khan the first mustache in history to give over 200,000 women a mustache ride, but definitely not the last.