Hot Chicks In Mustaches Friday

Beyonce-stache?

I think so!

Mustache Etiquette

Every upper lip connoisseur knows that owning a masculine lip sweater is no easy task. Not only is grooming paramount, but style is also pertinent, and you must choose your personal style carefully. If you are the CEO of a fortune 500 company, a Selleck is mandatory. If you are a cowboy riding the range, or a bouncer at a nightclub then the manly fu-manchu is appropriate, and if you are a 6'6", 90 pound circus juggler and amateur pyro-technician, then you gotta go for the handlebar mustache because no one is taking you seriously anyway.

Roger Snow

I met Roger on a recent fishing trip in the White Mountains. He told me he was a long haul trucker, who escorted NASCAR great Jeff Gordon around the country for 11 years, before he was fired out of jealousy, because his mustache pulled more tail than Gordon. Roger's next career move was hauling loads for the Barnum-Bailey Circus, where he met the love of his life, The Bearded Lady. The two were married 3 days later, and as they were taking off for their honeymoon Roger backed his 18 wheeler over her, grinding her whiskers into the pavement and killing her. Roger said he and his mustache now live up in the mountains, isolated, and living off the land for fear of ever hurting the ones they love again.

Hot Chicks In Mustaches Friday

Mustache Party!

Since The Mustache Revival is turning one year old in October I thought it was only appropriate that I throw a mustache party, so on Saturday October 2nd 2010 at 6:00 pm pacific time, I will be having a mustache party at my house (Queen Creek, AZ). There will be free beer and fake mustaches for the upper lip impaired. If you need directions email me at mustacherevival@gmail.com.

It appears the famous nipple mustache has been out done by this amazing specimen.

George H.W. Bush

The saddest story in mustache history is the mustache that H.W. couldn't grow. It marred his life by making him a manic depressive alcoholic, and robbed him of the place in history he should have had as a heroic World War II pilot.

Indian Police Given Mustache Pay

A police department in India's Madhya Pradesh province is making a smart investment by paying their police officers 30 rupees ($0.66) a month to grow a nose neighbor because "a mustache commands respect," obviously.

Brick Head 3

Located inside Davlan Park in Indianapolis, and upgraded with a beautiful yarn mustache.