Charles Bronson

This gun slinging mustache was made famous with tough guy roles in movies such as, The Magnificent Seven, The Dirty Dozen, and Death Wish, but what many people don't know is that this mustache has a purple heart for injuries sustained while serving as an aerial gunmen in World War II. While in a hospital in Guam recovering from his war wounds he banged every nurse in the entire 260 room hospital, and soon after every other patient in the hospital grew a mustache hoping to steal a little action, but Charles didn't care, he just took his mustache out to the streets of Guam to show the local ladies what a real American mustache can do. Supposedly what that mustache did was impregnate 20 - 30 locals, and then when the war was over Charles went back to America, married his high school sweet heart, moved to Hollywood, and left his bastard children to live an impoverished life in a third world country without a father.