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Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Carl Pavano

Monday, June 28, 2010
Joe Mauer
Friday, June 25, 2010
Mustache Dream

Last night I had a dream about a beautiful angel, only to wake up in the middle of the night, and find that angel sitting on my bed post. Although I was startled, I wasn't afraid of this mystical being, and I felt calm and compelled when he lead me to the Northwest corner of my backyard and told me to start digging. After my shovel had cleared several feet of Earth from the sacred spot I discovered an old wooden box. When I pulled the small chest from the dirt I opened it to find a magnificent gold plate inside. The plate was inscribed with some ancient dead language that no man could decipher, but when this angel touched my left shoulder, I could suddenly understand every word on the golden plate. It said "It is your destiny to grow beautiful mutton chops & a masculine mustache to save mankind." Right then and there I fell to my knees, looked up to the angel, and he was gone, along with the old wooden box, and gold plate. They had all vanished into thin air as if nothing had ever happened, but I know this angel was sent to me by the mustache gods, and now I must complete my divine mustache quest.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Wednesday Night Bowling League Mustache

Tuesday, June 22, 2010
I just got back from Las Vegas on the vacation from hell. First on Saturday night my wife totally ditched me to hang all over some dude named Keith Jardine, who had just got done getting his ass kicked, I bet if he had a mustache he would have won by 1st round knock-out, then I woke up Sunday morning only to discover that my laptop, which contains every picture we have of our son's entire life, had been stolen. I have come to the conclusion that this string of bad luck only happened because I shaved my sacred upper lip, so from this day forward I am growing a sweet stache & chops combo, and I am also vowing to never return to Sin City.

Although most of you already know, yes, she is pregnant, and, no, not by Keith Jardine, it is mine, I think, and I love the way she is smiling in this picture, like Keith has something to be happy about, and I can't tell for sure, but from the way my wife's arm is angled it appears she is fondling Keith's butt.

Although most of you already know, yes, she is pregnant, and, no, not by Keith Jardine, it is mine, I think, and I love the way she is smiling in this picture, like Keith has something to be happy about, and I can't tell for sure, but from the way my wife's arm is angled it appears she is fondling Keith's butt.
Friday, June 18, 2010
Monday, June 14, 2010
Obviously
It looks like Chuck Liddell heard my mustache warning from Thursday, when training photos surfaced of Chuck without his signature mustache. Based on the photographic evidence, I predicted Rich Franklin by 1st round ko, because of reckless upper lip trimming. Then in the days leading up to Chuck's fight at UFC 115 he desperately tried to grow his trademark whiskers back. But, obviously, it was too little, too late, as Chuck and his infant mustache were stopped by Rick Franklin via 1st round ko.
A brief exile from consciousness didn't stop Chuck and his nose neighbor from enjoying the Vancouver nightlife, after a quick trip to the hospital they went out clubbing and, I'm sure, sealed the deal with some unsuspecting random. Below is a photographic timeline of Chuck's Saturday night.

A brief exile from consciousness didn't stop Chuck and his nose neighbor from enjoying the Vancouver nightlife, after a quick trip to the hospital they went out clubbing and, I'm sure, sealed the deal with some unsuspecting random. Below is a photographic timeline of Chuck's Saturday night.

Friday, June 11, 2010
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Chuck Liddell

Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Hammer Time!

Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Jon Nichols
Friday, June 4, 2010
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Mustache Bravado

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