Breaking news just in, MC Hammer and his iconic mustache with be preforming at the Fort McDowell Casino on July 2nd! I know it's a shame that his "career" has come to this, but it happens when your mustache squanders over $30 million on mustache wax and prostitutes. I know I wouldn't miss this mustache if my life depended on it, so I hope to see you all July 2nd ( ladies I will be the man with the impeccably groomed lip sweater).
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