Hot Chicks In Mustaches friday

Perfect Combination

Drug addict and cage fighting extraordinaire Paulo Filho really scored with this amazing look, combining a sexy mustache, trashy face tattoo, and bitchin' sleeveless flannel.

Oh Sandra!

In an exclusive interview with Entertainment Weekly, Sandra Bullock announced she has officially filed for divorce, and is currently looking for a new man, but she is only willing to date mustached men this time around, because "they are so much fun to ride." She also threw a jab at ex-husband Jesse James saying "that bare lipped freak was a slug in bed."

Beaking News: Tito Ortiz's Mustache Assaults Porn Star Girlfriend Jenna Jameson

UFC fight Tito Ortiz and his mustache were arrested for felony domestic violence against girlfriend and mother of his 2 children Jenna Jameson at the couples Huntington Beach home today. Although this is clearly bad publicity for the mustache, Jenna is about the only person Tito can beat these days, as his career has been on a downward slide for the past few years.

Mustache Ride Extraordinaire

Sally Field became a mustache ride aficionado in 1977 during the filming of "Smokey and the Bandit" with Burt Reynolds. Rumor has it that she would sit on Burt's mustache for a minimum of 1 hour each morning before filming to help her "get into character." At one hour per day, 6 days per week, for 42 weeks of filming, that's 252 hours spent atop Burt's glorious specimen. Great job Sally, that is impressive to say the least!

Viva Las Vegas!

The mustache and I are headed to Las Vegas tomorrow, so you know I will be hitting up The Palomino, I just hope they remember ,no cocaine and no STD's, just like last time.

I will leave you with a few Vegas mustaches.

Update: The mustache and I survived Las Vegas, barely, and I never wanna go back. I found out the hard way that the only people out on Fremont St. at 4 in the morning are panhandlers and prostitutes!

Man-tastic!

Gurt Lamberstein stumbled across these jewels while thumbing through a 1981 Mesa Fire Dept. yearbook. Why he was looking at a 1981 MFD yearbook is beside me, but who cares when it yields these kind of results.
You can just tell the guy in the picture above doesn't fear any pussy-ass fire, and won't take any shit from some bare lipped nerd (he does kind of remind me of Ogre from 'Revenge of the Nerds.')

Not that I really want to, but with the Ninja Turtle, and a mustache I would have to do her.

Ratt

Just a friendly reminder that when you are at home drinking on a Friday or Saturday night, and you head out to the garage to fire it up, a $0.25 Ratt cassette tape is a great form of entertainment!