Don't ask, don't tell mustache

Marcus Shubert and his mustache spent 4 years in the Navy travelling the South Pacific on a carrier. This mustache was a hard working, blue blooded, American sailor, but when his shift ended Marcus liked to rub scented oils all over himself, put on a cardigan, and prance around the ship. After he had served his time and was discharged, Marcus and his flamboyant nose neighbor fled to San Fransisco and were never heard from again.