Rumba King

Xavier Cugat and his sweet mustache are largely responsible for popularizing Latin music in North America. Although Xavier was a conservative man he did not believe in a monogamous mustache ride, which led him to be married to 5 different women in his life time. He even gave that annoying bitch Charo an aggressively world famous mustache ride in 1969, in which she severely jumbled her spinal alignment and still suffers from back pain to this very day.