Mustache Philosophy

"If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe."  - Joe Rogan

LUSH

LUSH is officially the most ingenious cosmetic company on earth. A brandy scented massage bar with a mustache on it, brilliant!

Billy Dee Williams

In the late 70's and early 80's things were going perfect for Billy, he had a glorious mustache, he was making Star-Wars films, selling malt liquor, and banging strippers daily (despite being married), that is until he started to hang-out with the wrong crowd, you know, those bare lipped types. Before he knew it Billy and his bare lip were divorced and in prison for giving Colt 45 to under age girls, where he now gets raw dogged in the shower every morning because "he's that bitch from Star-Wars."

Mustache Keychain

Thank you Jeff, you are a true gentleman, and I will protect this key chain with my life.

Family Portrait

I know it's a long shot, but I am already lobbying for this picture to be on our Christmas cards this year. I'm just worried that the shirt I am wearing will give my wife veto power.

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Walter Brimley Sets Guinness World Record

Most of you probably thought Walter Brimley was dead, but you are wrong. Walter came out of his Salt Lake City nursing home today to set the new world record for most diabetic Mormon mustache rides in a 24 hour period with 3, smashing the old record of 1.

Mustache Memories

The wife and I were cleaning out the spare bedroom closet last night to make room for the new baby coming in December, when I came across this picture stuffed in the bottom of a shoe box. This is from a fishing trip in Canada from 2005. I was on the banks of Lac Seul at The Golden Fawn Lodge hauling in a walleye with every cast, when jealousy got the better of this hungry bear, and he charged me, luckily I always keep a couple of ninja stars in my back pocket, and was able to throw one in the bears jugular vein before he could get his paws on my walleye, and that night my mustache and I enjoyed bear steak and fried walleye.

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Mustache On The Run