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Sunday, January 30, 2011
Friday, January 28, 2011
Mustache Fact
In the 1890's celibate catholic priests in Italy were forbidden from wearing mustaches, because they were seen as symbols of sexual prowess.
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Rodrigo The Lady Killer
Rodrigo and his mustache spent the 70's selling cheap cocaine, disco dancing, and most likely fucking your mother.
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Super Bowl Mustache
My buddy Gary Cole, grew this amazing specimen to commemorate the Green bay Packers going to Super Bowl XLV. I just hope he got some pepper spray to go with that mustache, because every vagina on planet earth will be trying to ride this lip sweater.
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amazing,
mustache,
mustache ride,
self-defense,
sex appeal,
sports
Friday, January 21, 2011
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Mustache Predicament
My brother-in-law, who just graduated college, told me with the economy the way it is, he was having trouble finding a job, and he figured a mustache would give him a leg up on the competition. So, he asked me if growing a mustache to look more mature during job interviews was a good idea. I told him growing a mustache strictly for job interviews could back fire, because a man needs to know and embrace the mustache lifestyle before he starts his upper lip journey, and unless he is ready for lots of free cocktails and tons of middle-aged women hitting on him constantly, then I suggested that wearing glasses should suffice in making him look mature during interviews.
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Mustache Poise
A co-worker of mine told me he recently read in the Phoenix New Times, that the mustache is back, but the paper was still on the fence as to whether the sexy masculine 'stache, ala Tom Selleck, is back or if the next generation of lips sweaters are growing them for comedic effect, but I detest the thought that there is anything funny about a mustache. Mustaches are not just for your NASCAR loving uncle anymore, a mustache is a badge of honor, that must be worn with pride and confidence, exuding sex appeal like a women wearing stiletto heels or a push-up bra.
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