Roy Buckley

Roy is a quiet man who lets his lip rug do the talking on the bowling lanes. He took the PBA tour by storm in 1971 by bowling back to back 300 games in The Chargin Falls PBA Regional Tournament, but Roy gave up the professional bowling lifestyle in 1982, so his mustache could devote it's full time to preying on the women that come into the pro shop he owns in Columbus Ohio.

Stan Davis

Stan spent the late 70's dominating the Southern Indiana Semi-Professional Bowling League, while his lip rug cleaned up on all the slutty single mother types that hang around bowling alley's. Life was good, Stan had a double wide trailer with custom green shag carpet, and a Jeep Wrangler, that ran most of the time, but in 1982 Stan gave all that up to pursue his true passion of converting new Bolivian immigrants to atheism.