Friday, May 31, 2013

Hamilton The Hipster Cat

It is a well know fact that I absolutely hate cat's, but I would change this guys litter box strictly because of his sweet upper lip ornament.

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

This is a true work of art, finer than anything Monet did.

Monday, February 11, 2013

Ox Baker

Ox and his nose neighbor were groomed in the deep south on the professional wresting circuit, stealing opponents souls, and supplying countless hours of pleasure to any lady who was up to the challenge of riding this amazing mustache.

Monday, February 4, 2013

Friday, February 1, 2013

Randy Nelson

This in the new profile picture of my good friend Randy, who is rocking a super fresh lip rug.  About 7 months ago Randy went through a nasty divorce (and by nasty I mean his ex-wife's vagina), and was feeling lonely, so on the advice of a friend he signed up for  After a couple months Randy was extremely frustrated with the dating site, stating "I am only meeting Christian chicks who don't put out," so I suggested the obvious to him, GROW A MUSTACHE. Since growing a masculine 'stache 4 weeks ago, Randy has said it's been the best month of his life, he got a free burrito from the upper lip obsessed girl working the counter at King Taco, his car is getting better gas mileage, and he got his first hand job since he was 16 (in a public bathroom no less). This my friends is just one of many mustache success stories. 

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Great Mustache Quotes

"Fat chicks say, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, because real ladies know, the way to a man's heart is by riding his upper lip."  - Jennifer Seith

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Mustache Drinking Game

Tape a mustache to your TV screen, put on a movie, and every time it lines up, take a drink.

Genius, just pure genius.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Dr. Dick Evans

This is "Dr. Evans" inventor of the amazing grooming product 'Dr. Evans Old Time Follicle Fertilizer and Male Invigorator.' While I can't testify as to whether his magical concoction actually works, I believe I can safely say that this man has never been to medical school.