Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Although my brother in-law graduated from college last semester he still couldn't resist packing his favorite luchador mask and taking his mustache to Lake Havasau for some spring break debauchery.
This got me thinking about how his mustache is the ideal spring break mustache, his mustache can do a solo keg stand (as seen above), he is the guy who can fix a busted keg tapper with a stick of chewing gum and a paper clip, and his 'stache can also debate intermolecular force theory while doing consecutive beer bongs, making it the ideal saddle for any drunken spring break dame.
Friday, March 25, 2011
Just over a year ago John Axford was out of baseball, after being cut by the New York Yankees John went on a 2 week drinking binge, locking himself in his parents basement with nothing but a few cases of Miller Lite and his Xbox 360. Then one night while passed out John had a dream where the mustache god's came to him and made him an offer he couldn't refuse. If he would grow a sweet 'stache the god's would grant him a lighting bolt for an arm. When John woke up the next morning he vowed to never again shave his upper lip, and the next thing he knew the Milwaukee Brewers were knocking on his door. With his amazing new lip sweater and brand new gig as the Brewers closing pitcher John was soon getting more pussy than Ron Jeremy, and he credits his mustache for all his success on the field and in the bedroom.
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Foremost, I need to apologize for the picture quality, but it was taken with my phone after I had been drinking pints in the hot desert sun all day, and the picture doesn't do justice to the energy that radiates off this thing. Not only not does this amazing specimen get him laid despite morbid obesity, but it is also serves as a "tooth wig" completely concealing the fact that he is missing a front tooth. Ladies!
Monday, March 14, 2011
Thursday, March 10, 2011
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