This is a true work of art, finer than anything Monet did.
Wednesday, February 13, 2013
Monday, February 11, 2013
Ox and his nose neighbor were groomed in the deep south on the professional wresting circuit, stealing opponents souls, and supplying countless hours of pleasure to any lady who was up to the challenge of riding this amazing mustache.
Monday, February 4, 2013
Friday, February 1, 2013
This in the new match.com profile picture of my good friend Randy, who is rocking a super fresh lip rug. About 7 months ago Randy went through a nasty divorce (and by nasty I mean his ex-wife's vagina), and was feeling lonely, so on the advice of a friend he signed up for match.com. After a couple months Randy was extremely frustrated with the dating site, stating "I am only meeting Christian chicks who don't put out," so I suggested the obvious to him, GROW A MUSTACHE. Since growing a masculine 'stache 4 weeks ago, Randy has said it's been the best month of his life, he got a free burrito from the upper lip obsessed girl working the counter at King Taco, his car is getting better gas mileage, and he got his first hand job since he was 16 (in a public bathroom no less). This my friends is just one of many mustache success stories.