Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Wayne Kelly has been diligently growing his first mustache, and he sent me this photograph to document his journey. He said thus far the mustache lifestyle is working better than any male enhancement could, because he no longer gets mean mugged by other guys at the gym, and yesterday the lady behind the counter at his neighborhood Lebanese restaurant gave him an extra glass of arak absolutely free.
Monday, July 25, 2011
On July, 25th 1984 Svetlana Savitskaya became the first woman to ever preform a space walk. She celebrated the historic feat by returning to the Mother Land, slamming a bottle of vodka, and riding the bushiest mustache in Siberia.
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Mickey wasn't always a confident man, if fact he had a lonely childhood constantly battling obesity, and video game addition with few friends to call his own, but that all changed on his eighteenth birthday at 'The Leopard Room' gentleman's club, during a fateful lap dance a stripper looked into his sorrowful eyes, suggested Mickey grow a mustache to help his self esteem, and the rest is history. Mickey is now at the forefront of the mustache lifestyle traveling the globe conducting seminars on progressive mustache grooming techniques at facial hair conventions.
Monday, July 18, 2011
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Doug and his masculine lip rug played minor league baseball in Reno during the 70's, until he had a career ending hot tub injury, so he packed up his mustache wax and headed to Phoenix, and opened up a prosperous chain of Asian taco stands before throwing his hat into the political ring. With the support of his mustache on the campaign trail Doug easily won a seat in the Arizona state legislature, and had a very successful political career until he was ousted for clean elections violations.