Monday, October 26, 2009

10 Undeniable Mustache Facts

A mustache will increase your chances with the opposite sex by 67%.

A mustache will enhance your stamina by at least 12 minutes.

A mustache will boost your bench press by at least 90 lbs.

A mustache will raise your car's gas mileage by at least 3 MPG.

A mustache will make you immune to the swine flu, and all STD's.

A mustache will cut the time it takes to mow your lawn down by 42%.

A mustache will increase your accuracy with a hunting rifle by 57%.

A mustache will slash the time it takes you to chug a beer by 86%.

A mustache will prevent you from getting cavities.

A mustache will lower your cholesterol by 29%.

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