Monday, January 18, 2010

Heavy Metal Mustache

This mustache sings lead vocals for iconic metal band Metallica, and has sold over 100 million albums worldwide. This mustache has also sealed the deal with more women wearing black lipstick than any other mustache in history, and has protected it's owner from getting STD's from disgusting goth chicks for over 29 years. Needless to say this mustache has paid it's dues, and is still going strong.


  1. Awesome man!!! Thanks for posting this. Metallica forever!!!!