Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Buttersworth Does It Again!

You probably remember Buttersworth as The Mustache Revival Holiday Mustache Challenge 2009 winner, but now his upper lip follicles have gone freestyle, and the ladies are going crazy. He said his new mustache got him a raise at work, three hand jobs from the Asian lady on the bus, and 7 lbs of free pollo asado from the girl who works at his neighborhood carniceria. When Buttersworth and his mustache aren't doing volunteer work at the boys & girls club, or helping old ladies save their kittens from trees they are busy seducing soccer moms and Civil War enthusiasts alike with his incredible specimen.

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