Monday, July 19, 2010

Matt Mortigan

Matt has a degree in computer science from ASU, his own house, a 70" plasma with surround sound, an almost new Mercedes ML320 , and a steady job at Intel. The only thing Matt didn't have was a women to share it all with. So about 9 months ago Matt ran me down when he saw me in my front yard watering my lantanas, and asked for a little advice. I told him there was only one thing he could do, and that was to grow a mustache. I didn't see Matt again until last night when he ran me down in my front yard, and with a prideful mustache handed me an invitation to his wedding.

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