Thursday, July 7, 2011

Doug Quelland

Doug and his masculine lip rug played minor league baseball in Reno during the 70's, until he had a career ending hot tub injury, so he packed up his mustache wax and headed to Phoenix, and opened up a prosperous chain of Asian taco stands before throwing his hat into the political ring. With the support of his mustache on the campaign trail Doug easily won a seat in the Arizona state legislature, and had a very successful political career until he was ousted for clean elections violations.

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