Doug Quelland

Doug and his masculine lip rug played minor league baseball in Reno during the 70's, until he had a career ending hot tub injury, so he packed up his mustache wax and headed to Phoenix, and opened up a prosperous chain of Asian taco stands before throwing his hat into the political ring. With the support of his mustache on the campaign trail Doug easily won a seat in the Arizona state legislature, and had a very successful political career until he was ousted for clean elections violations.

Arizona Mustache Gets Political

Arizona democratic incumbent Raul Grijalva was feeling the pinch of the current political trend of rich white people wanting smaller government and was lagging behind in polls, until his advisors revamped his campaign putting his mustache front and center. After his official campaign page was restructured with this photo, he began surging in the polls.

Quick to recognize the power of a mustache the Arizona Republican Party began sending out these mailers as soon as possible, but with a much different looking mustache, and is sure to feel the backlash from the mustache community.