Coat Of Arms For Your Face

"A well maintained  mustache is a symbol of a modern gentlemen. Like a coat of arms for his face, a mustache instantly places the man in the International Society of Modern Gentlemen. A man who sports a mustache knows what it means, and he knows the responsibility it holds. What's more, he knows what it feels like to have that little something extra, that special touch for when life calls for it, but mostly, a man who grows a mustache knows what it's like to have his very own piece if luxury, something every man deserves."  - The Prestigious & Essential Pocket Guide to MOvember.

Caution

Since it is Movember, and yes I'm growing a Movember 'stache, the upper lip pioneers at Movember have issued a very few number of 'The Prestigious & Essential Movember Pocket Guide,' and they run down a list of 10 foods to approach with caution when sporting a new mustache.

1. Cappuccino
2. Irish Cream Ale, Guinness, or any of the nitrogenated brews served with a fine creamy mousse.
3. Singapore Crab
4. Milkshake
5. Cotton Candy
6. Candy Apples
7. Spaghetti Carbonara
8. Meat Pie, when eaten with your hand
9. Souvlaki
10. Tacos

Obviously, tacos are the most controversial item on the list. Not only does Latin America have a great and storied history with the mustache, but it is also said that all luchadors wear mustaches under their masks as a badge of honor, and you can't tell me those guys don't eat a lot of tacos. All that flying around the wrestling ring, those guys must work up a huge appetite, but I guess it is a just guideline for new mustaches, and in Latin America there is no such thing as a mustache novice.