Friday, November 19, 2010
Since it is Movember, and yes I'm growing a Movember 'stache, the upper lip pioneers at Movember have issued a very few number of 'The Prestigious & Essential Movember Pocket Guide,' and they run down a list of 10 foods to approach with caution when sporting a new mustache.
2. Irish Cream Ale, Guinness, or any of the nitrogenated brews served with a fine creamy mousse.
3. Singapore Crab
5. Cotton Candy
6. Candy Apples
7. Spaghetti Carbonara
8. Meat Pie, when eaten with your hand
Obviously, tacos are the most controversial item on the list. Not only does Latin America have a great and storied history with the mustache, but it is also said that all luchadors wear mustaches under their masks as a badge of honor, and you can't tell me those guys don't eat a lot of tacos. All that flying around the wrestling ring, those guys must work up a huge appetite, but I guess it is a just guideline for new mustaches, and in Latin America there is no such thing as a mustache novice.