Hot Chicks In Mustaches Friday (on a Monday morning)

This One is for Gurt Lamberstein, because these two fine specimens are on their way to a Mets game for Keith Hernandez Mustache Day (seriously).

Ralph McNeil

Good 'ol Ralph lives across the street from my brother in-law Gurt, and not so long ago Ralph's marriage was on the skids and his wife was threatening divorce. They tried everything from giving each other their space to seeing a marriage counselor, and nothing was working, so as a last effort Ralph grew a mustache, and now the couple is happily in love and Ralph reports their sex life is better than ever.

Upper Lip Exception

Everyone knows that 99.99% of mustaches are masculine and not to be fucked with, but not always, and hey why should women be the only ones who get to feel luscious whiskers of a mustache on their genitals?

Monday Night Raw Mustache

During wrestling's heyday of steroids, Quaaludes, and mustaches Big Bully Busick, while feeling no pain after washing down a handful of Quaaludes with straight vodka, once gave a 300 + pound woman a 97 minute mustache ride. A record that has never been challenged to this very day!

"Filthy" Tom Lawlor

It appears that Tom Lawlor showed up to his UFC 113 weigh-in dressed up as Dan Severn, with the sweet mustache and all. This pretty much guarantees him a victory tomorrow in the cage and in the bedroom.

Kareem Says

"A well groomed mustache gets a white bitch every time." - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Hot Chicks In Mustaches Friday

Amazing yet dignified mustaches of the 19th century.

Tony Clifton

Tony Clifton's lip sweater is a legendary Las Vegas lounge singer and womanizer. Tony used to do shows at the world famous Tropicana, until one night before a show Tony and his nose neighbor drank 6 quarts of whiskey, ate 27 Quaaludes, and pounded 13 lines of coke. Once on stage Tony challenged any female in the crowd to a mustache ride. The next day the hotel was sued by 13 of the women's husbands, Tony was fired, and The Tropicana filed for bankruptcy.

Mustache Revivalist Sir Jules Winfield found this amazing shirt at Strange Cargo, and not only does the shirt pay homage to the great mustached coaches of Chicago, but this shirt is also guaranteed to get Jules laid at every Chicago sports bar for the rest of his life.