Monday, May 3, 2010

Tony Clifton

Tony Clifton's lip sweater is a legendary Las Vegas lounge singer and womanizer. Tony used to do shows at the world famous Tropicana, until one night before a show Tony and his nose neighbor drank 6 quarts of whiskey, ate 27 Quaaludes, and pounded 13 lines of coke. Once on stage Tony challenged any female in the crowd to a mustache ride. The next day the hotel was sued by 13 of the women's husbands, Tony was fired, and The Tropicana filed for bankruptcy.

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