Mustache Discovery

As I was in the shower this morning scrubbing away the sin of a weekend of thanksgiving indulgence, I decided I would do my upper lip fuzz a little favor and massage it with some Head & Shoulders shampoo. I already knew that Head & Shoulders 2 in 1 formula does wonders for Troy Polamalu's hair, but I was amazed by what it can do for a mustache. After cleansing with this magical shampoo my upper lip fur is as soft as a 12 year old's first pube, and I'm sure my wife will also appreciate not getting stabbed by whiskers next time we have a heavy make out session.

Thanks Head & Shoulders!

Poll Results

The polls are closed, and the loyal mustache revivalists have decided. I personally found the results shocking, as I thought Asians would have easily taken first or second place for ethnicity that enjoys mustache rides the most, and they did not even get a single vote, but maybe I'm just a stereotypical bastard.
The official result are below.

African 0%
Asian 0%
Caucasian 16%
Latina 83%

Happy Thanksgiving

Today is a day where we should not only consume copious amounts of turkey, but also sit back and reflect upon the things we are truly thankful for such as friends, family, and most importantly having clean and clear upper lip follicles that bear the fruits of our labor and love. So as you sit down at the table today with all your loved ones make sure you let them know how much you appreciate your upper lip sweater.

Happy Thanksgiving from The Mustache Revival.

Ole' Keith

If it werent already obvious: Keith Hernandez is a bad ass. The harolded NY Met had an incredible career as a first-baseman, Just for Men co-endorser, and mustache lobbyist. Keith's political career is lesser know but to those who knew him best, it was his life. His revolutionary approach to fight mustache discrimination was often considered blunt and abrasive by his adversaries. It had been rumored that Keith assaulted teammates Lennie Dykstra and Daryl strawberry during a dugout altercation after the two had slandered his mustache.

"Playboy." "Drunk." "Womanizer." "Cokhead." "Jerry Seinfeld's boyfriend." These words and more have been used to describe Keith Hernandez by his adversaries through a life-long, mudslinging campaign designed to defile Keith's mustache and the mad-tail it regularly pulled.

What makes Keith Hernandez great? Was it his ability to hit a 2-2 sliders? His uncanny glovesmanship which lead to becoming an 11 time gold glove winner? World Championship rings? Nah. Neither. It was his passion for crack cocaine and his renegade duster which (to this day) is commonly mistaken for a saddle by millions of women in Queens.

Freddie Mercury

This mustache may have had it's whiskers wrapped around more shafts than any other mustache in history. This mustache was infamous in multiple San Fransisco bath houses in the 70's. Mercury even had his own private room at the famous bay area gay club, The Yogurt Jungle, for which he could take random guests to and do things which I can't even imagine. Rumor has it that in the 80's Elton John and David Bowie both rode this stache, and some reports even say the rode it at the same time. All this upper lip debauchery eventually caught up with Mercury as he was diagnosed with HIV. Even after the diagnosis Mercury kept up his lifestyle fully believing that the power of his mustache would cure him of the disease, but after a mustache has taken that kind of punishment it simply couldn't preform anymore miracles, and Mercury died in 1991 from complications from AIDS.

Holiday Mustache

It seems as though the holiday cheer is really spreading, as Gurt Lamberstein has thrown his hat into the holiday mustache challenge. For Gurt this is more than just a simple lip sweater, his upper lip companion payed his rent in college by dominating the local arm wrestling circuit, and is still a local legend in Charleston Illinois.

Poll Results

The polls are closed and the loyal members of the mustache revival have declared that you must be careful when eating cream corn, nacho cheese, or doing things that might get belly button lint stuck in your upper lip pelt, but a man must be most cautious when eating nacho cheese.

Official Results

Cream Corn 33%

Nacho Cheese 44%

Belly Button Lint 22%

Holiday Mustache

Sideburns Jackson wanted to give the mustache revival a nice seasons greetings with this fine specimen. He said he just shaved this amazing stache out of a beard today and got 4 numbers at the mall while he was innocently trying to do some Christmas shopping. He also noted that he got no Christmas presents bought, because his mustache was such a hit with the ladies at the mall. Great job Jackson and keep up the holiday mustache spirit.

Holiday Mustache

It appears as though xdeathtrip01 has decided to get into the holiday spirit by growing a holiday mustache. It is a fine choice because nothing else could punctuate those great chops like a manly mustache. I promise your lip mane will make this your best holiday season ever. Keep your fellow revivalists updated on your progress, and thanks for keeping the mustache brotherhood alive.

Mustache On The town

I decided to take my new found follicle freedom out for a night on the town, but the question remained would the mustache enjoy itself...

The mustache did get a chance to just hangout with the guys.

The mustache also got his hairs all over some hot wings


The mustache even got his whiskers on a few bottles of beer

So, after all was said and done, I believe the mustache had a grand time and will be out on the town again.