Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Freddie Mercury

This mustache may have had it's whiskers wrapped around more shafts than any other mustache in history. This mustache was infamous in multiple San Fransisco bath houses in the 70's. Mercury even had his own private room at the famous bay area gay club, The Yogurt Jungle, for which he could take random guests to and do things which I can't even imagine. Rumor has it that in the 80's Elton John and David Bowie both rode this stache, and some reports even say the rode it at the same time. All this upper lip debauchery eventually caught up with Mercury as he was diagnosed with HIV. Even after the diagnosis Mercury kept up his lifestyle fully believing that the power of his mustache would cure him of the disease, but after a mustache has taken that kind of punishment it simply couldn't preform anymore miracles, and Mercury died in 1991 from complications from AIDS.

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