Friday, February 19, 2010

Alvin Sloan

This is Alvin Sloan, my in-laws neighbor, and he is exhibiting the most sexually adventurous mustache I have seen in awhile. My wife's parents are constantly complaining about the loud obnoxious women he has in his pool late at night, and we all know these ladies are not there because of his sweet 1986 Honda Accord, or his stunning good looks. They are there for one reason and one reason only, a drunken late night ride on his red handle bars.

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