Tuesday, February 16, 2010
I won't lie, the mustache went through a tumultuous time in the early 90's, but Sinbad always kept the mustache classy, even during the dark ages of the upper lip. Sinbad truly made his mustache his most prominent feature, especially since it was usually accessorized with an obnoxious shirt and ridiculous flat top. During this time when most mustache were scoring some sloppy bitches, Sinbad still managed to pull fine dime pieces. Then in the mid 90's Sinbad unexpectedly switched to the trendy goatee. Almost immediately afterwards Sinbad developed some massive bitch tits and hasn't landed a major acting roll since.