Monday, May 24, 2010

Anthony De Luca

Tony and his nose neighbor made the rounds on the amateur boxing scene in the mid 70's knocking fools out and seducing women until he got a career ending hang nail during a bare-knuckle fight with Eddie "The Brawler" Bernstein. No longer able to fight Anthony put his full effort in to his mustache grooming techniques and along the way he discovered that Italian women absolutely cannot resist the power of his stache and hasn't paid for a bowl of pasta in over 22 years.

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