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Tuesday, December 7, 2010
My neighbor Tim told me that he never really thought about the effects of a masculine lip sweater, until he grew his first mustache this November, and he couldn't be more jubilant. He said since he let him upper lip follicles be free his girlfriend needs sex constantly, finally tried anal, and has even started collecting porn. On Thanksgiving when he was at his girlfriend's parents having a few cocktails, her mother slapped his ass and asked him if he wanted to get high. With a twinkle in his eye, Tim told he would shave his upper lip again.