Thursday, November 17, 2011

Baron Von Gaerhart


Baron was the bastard son of Father McCauley damned to a life void of a father figure, so at a young age he was forced to use his entrepreneurial skills selling snake oil to nervous customers outside the local whore house. Business was so good, by the age of 11, he had enough loot to open his own barber shop, where Baron and his impeccable grooming became pioneers in early mustache cleaning and brushing techniques.

4 comments:

  1. What happened to 'Hot Chicks In Mustaches Friday?'

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  2. I'm sorry, but I just felt that it had become stale and obnoxious.

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  3. Yeah because half naked women always get "stale and obnoxious."

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  4. Point well made sir. I mean we're not hippies here, we are mustached alpha males! And having said that 'hot chicks' is gone, sorry.

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