Monday, October 17, 2011

Coat Of Arms For Your Face

"A well maintained  mustache is a symbol of a modern gentlemen. Like a coat of arms for his face, a mustache instantly places the man in the International Society of Modern Gentlemen. A man who sports a mustache knows what it means, and he knows the responsibility it holds. What's more, he knows what it feels like to have that little something extra, that special touch for when life calls for it, but mostly, a man who grows a mustache knows what it's like to have his very own piece if luxury, something every man deserves."  - The Prestigious & Essential Pocket Guide to MOvember.

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Harold Snepsts

Harold may not look like a professional caliber athlete, but his mustache was an NHL mainstay for 17 years. He instantly became a fan favorite when he was drafted by the Vancouver Canucks in 1974, because of his blue-collar defensive play and his mustache's like able personality. Then in 1991 Harold's lifelong propensity for strong booze and Asian women got the best of him when he quit playing hockey, packed up his moonshine still, and took off for the small Indonesian island of Lombok, and has never been heard from since. 

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Stan Davis

Stan spent the late 70's dominating the Southern Indiana Semi-Professional Bowling League, while his lip rug cleaned up on all the slutty single mother types that hang around bowling alley's. Life was good, Stan had a double wide trailer with custom green shag carpet, and a Jeep Wrangler, that ran most of the time, but in 1982 Stan gave all that up to pursue his true passion of converting new Bolivian immigrants to atheism.