Thursday, February 9, 2012

Never Trust A Bare Lipped man

It is a well known scientifically proven fact that you cannot trust a man who would willingly desecrate his upper lip with a razor, but it is of the utmost importance that you never let these lesser men date your sister, watch your dog while you are out of town, and under no circumstances can a naked lipped individual be trusted to take the mound and pitch for your C-League softball team.


  1. It's true, my softball team didn't win a single game last season with a naked lip on the mound!

  2. I feel your pain, my brother in-law's softball team suffered the same tragic fate.