Obviously

It looks like Chuck Liddell heard my mustache warning from Thursday, when training photos surfaced of Chuck without his signature mustache. Based on the photographic evidence, I predicted Rich Franklin by 1st round ko, because of reckless upper lip trimming. Then in the days leading up to Chuck's fight at UFC 115 he desperately tried to grow his trademark whiskers back. But, obviously, it was too little, too late, as Chuck and his infant mustache were stopped by Rick Franklin via 1st round ko.
A brief exile from consciousness didn't stop Chuck and his nose neighbor from enjoying the Vancouver nightlife, after a quick trip to the hospital they went out clubbing and, I'm sure, sealed the deal with some unsuspecting random. Below is a photographic timeline of Chuck's Saturday night.

Hot Chicks In Mustaches Friday

Chuck Liddell

Photos of Chuck Liddell training for his UFC 115 fight this weekend against Rich Franklin have surfaced, and although Chuck appears to be in the best shape of his career, it also appears he has shaved his signature mustache. It is a sad day for mustache lovers everywhere, and strictly based on Chuck's reckless lip shaving, I am picking Franklin by 1st round knock-out.

Hammer Time!

Breaking news just in, MC Hammer and his iconic mustache with be preforming at the Fort McDowell Casino on July 2nd! I know it's a shame that his "career" has come to this, but it happens when your mustache squanders over $30 million on mustache wax and prostitutes. I know I wouldn't miss this mustache if my life depended on it, so I hope to see you all July 2nd ( ladies I will be the man with the impeccably groomed lip sweater).

Jon Nichols

This is my old boss Jon Nichols, he is 37, single, runs his own construction company, loves "private" massages and Carl's Jr, preferably mixing the two, and most importantly he is vehemently against sub nasal follicle trimming.

Fine Art

Hot Chicks In Mustaches Friday

I'm not even sure if she's hot, but she has great mammary's, so she qualifies.

Mustache Bravado

Alan Selcher spent the fist 19 years of his life bare lipped, eating Cheetos, and masturbating. Sick of never having felt the "touch of a women", Alan tried wearing cologne. After 2 months Alan was still a virgin, so he tried a new wardrobe, and after a month of rocking his fresh new attire Alan was still a virgin, so finally Alan grew a mustache. Within minutes of growing a mustache Alan developed a bravado and swagger he only dreamed of, before he knew it Alan got a job wrestling alligators, and he now bangs just about every female tourist who goes through GatorLand.