Buttersworth Does It Again!

You probably remember Buttersworth as The Mustache Revival Holiday Mustache Challenge 2009 winner, but now his upper lip follicles have gone freestyle, and the ladies are going crazy. He said his new mustache got him a raise at work, three hand jobs from the Asian lady on the bus, and 7 lbs of free pollo asado from the girl who works at his neighborhood carniceria. When Buttersworth and his mustache aren't doing volunteer work at the boys & girls club, or helping old ladies save their kittens from trees they are busy seducing soccer moms and Civil War enthusiasts alike with his incredible specimen.

Vincent Price

Not only was Vincent famous for his roles in numerous horror films, but he was also a real life freak, who found pleasure in providing morbidly obese women with mustache rides. Vincent said he loved the flavor left behind in his mustache from the sweat of a fat roll. Due to his love for large women Vincent had at least 3 facial reconstructive surgeries during his lifetime. Doctors warned Vincent after his last surgery that they wouldn't be able to help him anymore because of the severe amount of facial scar tissue, and against doctors orders on October 25th 1993 Vincent's maxilla bones gave away one last time and his life was tragically cut short with a 400 pounder on his upper lip.

Vincent Price's nirvana.

Hot Chicks In Mustaches Friday

"Having a mustache is like being on vacation everyday." - Paul Calvisi

Danny Trejo

You probably recognize Danny from such movies as Spy Kids, Bubble Boy, or as the bartender in Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy, but most people don't know that Danny's mustache was the lightweight and welterweight boxing champion of the California State Prison System while serving time at San Quentin, granting him the right to fuck any dude he wanted in the showers.

Happy 4th Of July

Yeah, I know it's the 6th, but better late than never.

Mustache Fever

Mustache fever is still spreading around my subdivision as Brian ( the guy who walks his dog down my street) has caught the bug, and he is now sporting this lovely hipster specimen, which he usually accessorizes with a cheap cigarette and a trashy anorexic girl.

Hot Chicks In Mustaches Friday

Even with her real mustache, I would still do her.

Mustache Steroids

Hei Ba Gao is an ancient Chinese mustache steroid paste that is illegal in 57 countries including the United States. Rumor is that Hulk Hogan used this stuff early in his career to groom his trademark crumb catcher.